The Gorgeous Fashions at the Disneyland Parks

What up Dorks?

After three days in the Parks, Rossco is back with a whole lot of pictures and a new post. And who knows? I may chime in from time to time on this post.  

A disclaimer: The opinions written in this post do not NECESSARILY reflect the views of Evil Genius Guide to Disneyland, or any subsidiary of the Evil Genius Empire(I don't have one now... but I will).  So let's get to it!

-J

  Hello Dorks! Earlier this week I took a wonderful trip to Disneyland with My Bro (Jumba) and Seeestors (Pesk, FSL)! It was filled with delicious treats, drinks from the Cove Bar(Yep!), sweet ass rides and crazy amounts of pin trading. On our first day there I started to notice some wonderful trends in fashion. Although I was not able to take pictures of all the people blazing hot new trails, I was able to snake a few pics here and there of some of the beauty. Within this post you will see the hottest new trends in hair, clothing and footwear. I was also able to take a couple of pics of some celebrities, well 1 celeb and the backside of 2. So without any more delay, here is Rossco's Disney Fashion Watch 2013!!! Emphasis on the Rossco's

 Whether you are riding Grizzly River Run or Splash Mountain it is always a good choice to wear this sexy Disney Parks Poncho. Never a good choice Protect your belongings, your beautiful clothing ensemble and also channel the water directly to your ass. Because there is nothing sexier than walking around DLand with a major case of Wet Ass! This hot look that I'm sporting really does a great job at enhancing the pregnant backpack belly. Jumba was a BIG fan of this look! It is true. I am a BIG fan of making fun of people who wear ponchos on water rides. You are on a water ride for gods sake! If you want to stay dry, The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh is right across the path.

   Be sure to Be Jeweled! Jeweled up shirt. Jeweled up bag. Jeweled up jeans. I call it "Dipped in Diamonds".  This look says - I'm not a fighter. I'm a lady! but I can still kick some butt! Haha! It is the female version of an Ed Hardy hat or an Affliction shirt! Ten bucks says she drives a 4x4 with plastic balls hanging below. Nothing says douche more than those.

  Here is a teen channeling her inner "Riahanna" wearing Spike Boots to match the Spike Bag. Black thigh highs compliment the "coachella dumpster" mini skirt. The American flag bandanna is a great accessory to add a splash of color and to help soften the BDSM vibe. I wonder if this RiRi found her CB on Indy? (rhymed) Here is where I age myself... I was thinking she was channeling her inner Madonna circa 1985. Errrrr... I mean that's from what I can guess from the show on the History Channel I saw.

 

  This guy must be going on the Grandpa Safari! Pineapple hawaiian shirt, cargo shorts, safari hat and some bad ass sandals. That is all you need for a fun summer adventure. I also noticed a trend of men of all ages wearing Hawaiian Shirts. I guess people are starting to remember the comfort level and the awesomeness of a butterfly collar. Yeah, Parents Just Don't Understand...

 

   These 2 are taking Disneyland Fashion to infinity and beyond! The marvelous creatures are none other than Courtney Stodden aka "The Child Bride" and the super friendly (yes I shook his hand and said hello) Horace Goodspeed from the show "Lost". The Pesk spotted these Dland trendsetters looking comfortable and cutting edge outside of the Haunted Mansion. Horace is sporting the "SurvivorMan" look. Michael K from dlisted.com refers to Courtney's look as "The Porn Iguana". Didn't get the front angle of these 2 love birds but other pics were posted on dlisted.Glad you didn't get the frontside. This is the way I want to see them... WALKING AWAY! And what the fuck is with those shoes?

 

 Little tip I learned from Courtney Stodden - A pair of platform heels is always a wise choice for the fashion forward when you spend 8 hours walking throughout the resort. And Toms... Lots of people wearing Toms... Wear comfortable shoes people!

  

  

  If heels aren't your thing, these girls have a solution for you! Go with the "less is more" approach to fancy footwear. Girl on the left is sporting the "Ankle Sock Tan Line" while her bestie on the right went with the "Ninja Turtle Feet" or the "pulled up white gym sock" look.  Both girls are ready to par-tay! Little did they know Rossco totally peed on the floor there...

 

  Camo Kilt. Purple Tube Socks. Statement heard loud and clear - REAL MAN. I think he is a wizard trying to look normal in the Muggle world... Maybe the Sword in the Stone is really the Elder Wand!

Speaking of Real Men. Short shorts, pulled up white gymsocks, gold chain, bad ass sideburns, mini mullet, skull tat, cell phone on the outside, and a Mickey tank top. This is my nomination for Disney's "Real Man of the Year" award. But at least he isn't wearing a poncho on Splash!

 Disneyland gets warm during the summer season and sometimes your body just needs some air! Whether it's the Boobs that need to breathe or your HooHah, let it all hang out! These 2 hot looks were captured while walking through the new Fantasy Faire. Pictured below - notice the elegant pearly-jeweled head piece flopped over to one side. Great touch! Wow. Rossco CreeperTrain.

Feelin' the Breeze

  

 

   Top picture is a woman with the official hairstyle of the Electrical Hair Parade and the bottom pic is a great example of a classic Prairie Mullet. Both styles are festive and functional! If they only had a different hair stylist... *Cough* Rossco... Pesk *Cough*  Also...

 ...Bumpits are still a thing!!! So pull em out of that bathroom drawer with all your other unwanted hair thingies! Hahahahahahahaha! Love it!

 These guys were lookin' clean! What you can't see from the front is the yellow bow ties that set off the outfit on these "Matchy-Matchy" boys! Mr. Green should have definitely went with the Sparkle Gold Shoe that Mr. Red is sporting. Speaking of "Matchy-Matchy"... They were filming Reservoir Dogs 2: All Dogs Go to Disneyland

Smiling Penguins waiting to board the world famous Jungle Cruise

Pink on Pink on Pink Princess with a Jesus sandal.

   We kept crossing paths with the Main Street Elite and on a serious note I thought they looked pretty bad ass. They had a presence all over both parks wearing "Biker Club" vests and looking like they are heading to see Mike Ness play the House of Blues. I don't anything about this group but I did find a tumblr page! I'll be honest... I want in!

the middle patch was a 1930's mickey all tatted up...really cool looking vests

  Although I got some fantastic shots of some of the best styles at the park there was just so many other amazing fashonistas that moved past me too quick for me to whip out my camera.  Next time you visit a Disney park keep your eye out for some hot new trends and awesome styles. I bet Walt Disney World in Florida probably take the cake for High Fashion. I will leave you with one more pic. I took this one coming off the Jungle Cruise. This is Kourtney Kardashian wearing a naked baby. And she looks pissed!
Well folks it was a blast and I hope to be back real soon!

-Rossco Soletrain

Kourtney Kardashian wearing a baby and staring at my Mexico mouse ears.

P.S. Thanks Rossco for another fun post!
P.P.S. New stuff in the Evil Genius CafePress store in honor of a hilarious conversation I had at Cove and more new stuff coming soon!